And make cupcakes. I’ve cupcaked three times in the last few days.

Statutory exclusion is clearly the most rigid method of determining how a juvenile offender will be processed, and most determinations are based on serious offenses and age limits.

If a midfielder and a defender are acquired by 1 September then Louis van Gaal will consider United's summer in the market almost a success. The one caveat is that the Dutchman wished to have finished strengthening the squad before the start of the season.

He […] wrenched out the hook with the short wooden stick he called a gob-stick.