Opening with standard flavors and moving quickly to grape, raspberry, blueberry, cinnamon, apple and the frosteds, the variety is putting many chains in a one-out-for-every-one-in frame of mind.

Unlike you, I’ve never caused any accidents — my record is still clean!

While he plans to seek the majority of donations after leaving the White House, the fund-raising process inevitably begins while the president is still in the Oval Office, where influence and future library contributions can regrettably be untransparently interwoven.

The renovation is coming along nicely, and should be ready within a month.