At NIE cafeteria, we estimated the total word count of the combined signage to be about 3000 words.

Quick, here's a pen, get this down will you, before I forget.

... not growing a single spiritual inch, for putting forth his powers as a man should; just amiably Micawbering along, and most Micawberly devoted to somebody he would like well enough to marry when the times comes and things turn up; ....

Ever since the phenomenon of hate-watching emerged — watching a detestable television show and sharing observations about its epic awfulness on social media — I have wondered if there were network execs cynical enough to create a show so bad that the only people who tuned in were hate-watchers.