Whatever the pressures that have invoked the Minister's diktat, the outcome is Gilbertian.

From the green rivage many a fall / Of diamond rillets musical, […]

Ve held up vis right hand; I reached down and took it, and began to haul ver up; ve shook vis head impatiently.

A foolish dissipation, ending in broken rest, depleted purses, broken laws, broken automobiles, and broken bones.[…] Is the cost not heavy enough to bring even an automaniac to his senses?