We woz robbed, Brian.

Then when he had finally got through he sat down and luk'd as tho' he hisself would die of grief if they brought in a verdict of guilty.

f(x;x_0,𝛾)=1/(𝜋𝛾[1+((x-x_0)/𝛾)²])=1/𝜋[𝛾/(x-x_0)²+𝛾²]

The Moor's Last Sigh -- a narratively manic, verbally hyperenergetic, comical, fantastical, roiling multicultural mulch of a novel of India -- would also have been a commendable winner.