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City, in contrast, were lethargic in every area of the pitch and their main contribution in the first half-hour was to keep referee Phil Dowd busy, with Micah Richards among four of their players booked early on, in his case for a wild lunge on Young.

‘Bullshit.′ ‘No, it′s ridgy-didge. I kid you not.’