That this “King and I” ain’t instant rice is evident from the price schedule, which trickles down just a couple of degrees from a New Yorkian $45 top to $27 for a Wednesday matinee balcony el cheapo.

Her Majesty's life will never be safe for a moment while she lives; and what would become of us all did she overlive the Queen!

Meg Cabot, chronic capitalizer and reigning grande dame of teenage chick lit, has too many best-selling series to keep track of — there’s the reluctant princess in the “Princess Diaries” books, the reluctant communicator with the dead in “The Mediator,” the reluctant national hero in “All-American Girl,” and so on (at last count Cabot, at age 41, has 54 books out, a handful of them geared for grown-up girls).

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