In other words, liberalism defines government as tyrant father but demands it behave as nurturant mother.

Figure 5: Officials from Aqyar Township, Aksu Prefecture announcing plans to elicit more gratitude towards the party from villagers.

As for Cinderellas in general, and not to make any invidious exceptions, it may be said of them, with their clipsome waists, that they belong to the Cockney school — […]

I stubbed my toe a week ago and it still hurts right much.