At Sci-Fi Junior High, everyone knows Kelvin Klosmo's scientist parents are geniuses, but Kelvin's own geniusness hasn't exactly ... kicked in yet.

Cinematography is my only true love.

And she'll have fun, fun, fun 'Til her daddy takes the T-bird away

A Ordinance to Suppress Flirting, aka “Goo-Goo Eyes” (1905) The so-called “Goo-Goo Eyes” ordinance prescribed penalties for men who made “goo-goo eyes at, or in any other manner look at or make remarks to or concerning, or cough or whistle at, or do any other act to attract the attention of any woman.”