The Crossrail trains were delivered on time, but there was a long software integration period. That had a knock-on effect on the other orders.

If one had to lie at all, the brazen lie was better because brazen lies were so outrageous many people failed to question them.

St. Andrews — in case you're not up on such weighty matters — is the hoity-toity school where the heirhead they call Wills (ain't that cute) will soon begin studying for his history of art degree.

I'm betting they're more listings from the Fortune 500.