That was October 2021. By December, Cy had been conned out of more than $1 million dollars — over a quarter of it, borrowed money. His finances were in ruins. Cy, who asked Forbes to identify him by that pseudonym, had been pig butchered.

He wondred at her wiſedome heuenly rare, / Whoſe like in womens witt he neuer knew;

She put toothpaste in his shoes to get back at him for the frog he left in her refrigerator.

And, of course, they can maintain control of half a dozen shit-scared rig pigs.