The miracles, which he had already worked, in great numbers, were either denied, diſregarded, or moſt maliciouſly aſcribed to a confœderacy with evil ſpirits.

Fran Healy, Mets announcer and former Giants catcher (about the possibility of putting a dome on Candlestick): It would be like putting lipstick on a pig.

She got through her book this morning!

Tim felt himself lowered a few inches, his feet finding the ground again, and, as Debuffier's hand reared back to deliver a paralyzing blow to the head, Tim rotated in, Green Beret style, a downstriking punch to the groin, quick and hard like a bear river-plunging for fish.