They sold out of concert posters yesterday and won't get another shipment until next week.

Any man who likes playing Santa Claus is in much better shape come Christmas if he has a German goiter.

One can reasonably say the lake represents the Verlainian side of him, as the volcano itself represents the Hugolian.

A buggersome rancher named Reap Remarked as he ravished a sheep, “I'm hoping I shall Someday hump a gal, But they're neither as tight or as cheap!”