The circus strong man proved his strength by bending an iron rod, and then straightening it.

Adapted to the weakness of human nature, which receives with rivirince ideas however childish, that come draped in long-tailed and exotic words, that aasinine polysyllable has riconciled the modern mind to the chimeras of th' ancients, and outbutchered the guillotine, the musket, and the sword:

We are willing to provide one hundred percent mortgages.

If we'd been a bit quicker, we could have caught Gowan before he eloped