This constitutes a grave threat to the American Republic and degrades it into an Ochlocracy, or government by mob rule.

And let us be clear: anything less than a United States of Europe will not be powerful enough to prevent the looming disaster.

No doubt there are boys today whose twiddlings with an electrified guitar will lead them into rewarding careers like Kenin's.

That anyone would willingly swap being the disher of easy criticism, second-guessing, amateur psychoanalysis, pious lectures and sundry other grief to become the dishee is probably cause for an intervention.