Glasgow's most fashionable Sunday parade, the ‘crawl’ on Great Western-road.

“We were just discussing your love life. Or lack thereof.” “My love life is none of your beeswax,” she huffed.

But the mood changed completely after Arsenal's quick-fire double and Ipswich, supported by 9,000 away supporters, could not force their way back into the tie.

We'll get an axe and stave in all these barrels and the liquid will all run out, threatened the man.