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By Crums, they might get the salts and oxalic acid mixed up if they came to treat me, for there’s no love lost between us.

The old mansion was reputedly haunted, but few were willing to go and investigate.

Ding dong bell, pussy's in the well! / Who put her in? Little Johnny Thin. / Who pulled her out? Little Tommy Stout. (Traditional English nursery rhyme)