Dulcie, who seemed on this occasion to be the leader of this jubilant birthday suited band, tormented Tom about his contracted masculinity particularly straight after the swim.

The Centre, a flexible, technology-enhanced space, has seven ceiling-mounted projectors, a 5-metre, curved, back projection screen, a sound system, coloured lighting, temperature controls, moveable 'write-onable' walls and bean bags, and can even pump scents into the space.

Look, I know I owe you and I know I'm late but I'm good for it. I am. In fact I'll pay you triple what I owe. Triple! Plus the missing vigs, but I need some help first.

‘Mister, if yo're another revenuer, I kin tell ye y'aint gonna leave this valley alive.’