There is such a rich thesaurus now of things that I have said that have been, one way or another, through what alchemy I do not know, somehow misconstrued, that it would really take me too long to engage in a full global itinerary of apology to all concerned.

Say, cross my heart straight dinkum.

If moving to real foods all at once is too big a step, consider some hybrid meals as a transition, using both real and processed foods. Sandra Lee's “semi-homemade” cooking is an example of this approach.

But when his foe lyes prostrate on the plain, He sheaths his paws, uncurls his angry mane; And, pleas'd with bloudless honours of the day, Walks over, and disdains th' inglorious Prey.