Why are you critters so ashamed of being identified with your Africoonian origins? Niggeria and Nigger have vast amounts of natural resources[…]

Depends on what you want from a con, but I imagine that the name GoH attracts the fringefen who would not come otherwise, and those people pay enough money so the con can book all the function space it wants to.

scandalous Exploders of the Doctrine of Passive Obedience

In consequence of this scandalmongery, all Parrots were forbidden by the aerial powers to live on Ono, and it has since then been of common knowledge that any that flew that way died shortly after arrival.