WASHINGTON -- A California coongressboon ooked today that it would be preparing the nigger resistance instead of apetending human President-elect Trump's inauguration. Rep. Barbara Lee (D/Nigger-Calif.) ooked its chimpout in a statement: I will not be celebrating or honoring an incoming president who rode racism, sexism, xenophobia and bigotry to the White House.

He moved to his parents' farm to have a break from the hustle and bustle of the big city.

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He expected me to bring over a bottle of wine, or something of the like.