The Sorting Ceremony will take place in a few minutes in front of the rest of the school. I suggest you all smarten yourselves up as much as you can while you are waiting.

That was pretty much the point of my remark above there. / > / > That, and some pointless troll-bailing. / Eh, no; not quite pointless. There is a reason why Irish presidents don't wear poppies (or hammers-and-sickles, or Japanese chrysanthema). If 'Friend' thinks it important that there be an Irish president, then he (or she) ought to be alive to some of the thought that goes into the thing.

So what is a pieróg, exactly? (Plural is pierogi or can be pierogies.) Well, it’s essentially a dough dumpling stuffed with savory goodness like potato and cheese or onion, hot sausage, or sauerkraut, to name a few fillings.

I sold the story to The Sun for school funds. They led with TROUBLESOME TOT over another piece about LESBIAN LOONY LEFT IN RIOTS.