You don't have to be Einstein to work out that this level of government subsidy is unsustainable.

Once a probe machine goes out-of-control, it will continue to misprobe wafers unless detected and corrected.

Dave Grohl is one of the coolest, most accomplished musicians in rock history — and he can now add Master Rickroller to his long line of awe-inspiring titles, right below Literal Rock Royalty.

Death by misadventure or starvation might be a 'murdrum' if there was no presentment of Englishry.