When your roomie has a sister of fussable age, you're supposed to ask her up to the 'Stute for something—it's fraternity etiquette.

She speaks her commitment to herself as an elder and to the aspects of cronehood she will celebrate.

Down with the stumpy; a tizzy for a pot of half-and-half.

The mistake came about when there seemed to be little danger as Dicko swung in an innocuous cross, but the keeper somehow spilled the ball for Henry to head into an empty net. To make matters worse his error came in front of Gordon Strachan, the Scotland manager.