The supply of horned cattle at this fair was great, but the business done was confined to fleshy barreners of feeding qualities and superior new-calved heifers, and those at early note, with appearance of being useful; …

All the other consonant phonemes are transcribed into the homoglyphs of their IPA representations.

When chapmen billies leave the street, / And drouthy neibors, neibors meet, / As market days are wearing late, / An' folk begin to tak the gate

Even the technical terms of abstruse science have been allowed to mingle with the lispings of the nursery.