We can thank the genius who appointed Tom Duct Tape Ridge to protect our homeland from the Koran thumping camel humpers.

Then comes the Stones' Miss You; on cue, the crowd yells in unison, What's da matter wich you bwoy!

Here, then, is an example of an arithmetical statement that may be true, but may be non-derivable from the axioms of arithmetic.

Kelly has to check in with her parole officer today.