The Samurai Sipper has often fantasized similarly, only I’d pass on Thomas Jefferson and have Edie Falco over for a post-Carmela henfest instead.

Why, the more fool she; aye, the more ninny hammer she.

Unlike you, I’ve never caused any accidents — my record is still clean!

Lop popler and ſallow, elme, maple, and prie, well ſaued from cattle, till Sommer to lie