“I recognize this is a crazy moment where Tweeps are losing access and the layoff is in progress,” she wrote on Slack, adding a broken heart emoji and a link to a video conferencing room, according to messages viewed by The Times.

You've been very matey with that new bird.

But this would mean exposing children to contact with monomaniacs, half-wits, defectives?

Be careful of the tourists at the lake, most of them are spaceheads, the last of the hippies looking for Malawi Gold. You know what Malawi Gold is, kids? Marijuana, the stuff that will make you laugh when there is no joke.