As long as I remember who's wearing the trousers / I hope he never lets me down again

Here gallypots and vials placed, / Some filled with washes, some with paste, / Some with pomatum, paints and slops, / And ointments good for scabby chops.

Before you know it, you find yourself flirting around the relegation places and the season becomes a battle for survival.

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