Average man is a crippling lonely wagecuck with two childhood friends and a 7 year long dryspell [sic].

Perhaps, at, another time, Ralph’s obstinacy and dislike would have been proof against any appeal from such a quarter, however emphatically urged; but now, after a moment’s hesitation, he went into the hall for his hat, and returning, got into the coach without speaking a word.

The ocellated turkey has an eye-shaped spot on its tail feathers.

So great was my rapture when the tempting, exquisitely chaussé-d feet and legs gradually glissé-ed towards me, that my silver bells rang forth a peal of applause