With my new computer, I can get onto the Internet faster.

There follows an harmonical parallel between the types of the Old Testament and the Four Evangelists' relations of our Lord and Saviour; also a discourse of the estate of the Jews, by Dr. Jackson, The destruction of Jerusalem, and long extracts from a work entitled Moses unveiled, besides other matter.

The key unit of life here is the dugout – what the soldiers call a ‘blindage’ – an underground burrow where half a dozen men share the narrow space between the bunks with weapons, ammunition, biscuits, tea bags, and a jumble of other essentials (there is also usually a cat, not to mention the mice).

Are you asking for trouble?