You should get onto the manufacturers and complain.

The three times The definition of a pastness [of an object] is: that state of destructedness [which exists] in the next period after the time of an object — the object being a [functioning] thing that is other [than its own pastness].

To reheat, I usually just heat them up in the microwave for about 2 minutes, wrapped in a paper towel, but if you are antimicrowave, try thawing them in the refrigerator overnight and then heating them, either in a steamer for about 15 minutes, or, like they do in Mexico, on a griddle […]

de- + prostrate → deprostrate