But now, as a company with the word British in its name pisses apocalyptic quantities of oil into the ocean, and CEO Tony Hayward pops up on the news to make tactless statements in a British accent, anglophilia is shrivelling.

I think about him everyday, wondering why he gave up, he had so much to live for, he just didn't have that bouncebackability!

And I don't need some fancypants US Marshal from back East stumbling around screwing up what trail there is left. You understand me?

Nevertheless, there have been some notable exceptions, from the lesbian mom in Ellen to the glam lesbian couple in If These Walls Could Talk.