Dan's brother bought us a bottle of whisky and we got bombed.

She tossed her head. “He's nosy parkering.”

But to be clear, that’s not to say I’m not a photo-taker. I’m no expert, but I dabble. I got my first manual SLR at sixteen, and learned print-making as an unofficial apprentice to the editor of the high-school paper.

His library contained the accumulated knowledge of the Greeks and Romans.