Professor Stebbins didn't need to apply for government grants because his lab was bankrolled by a large pharmaceutical corporation.

My point is not to go down the rabbit hole of deconstructing the term documentary, […]

[He] knows the dress of every girl he meets— / In fact could cut you out the very plan, / Each article could name, and tell you every shade, / Whether adorning minxing miss or ancient maid!

Simon had obviously been a big swinging dick around here, and I wondered how many of them had taken a turn on that swing...