Like any man he wakes up with a morning glory. He precums.

If you shake up a can of cola and then open it, you get an explosion.

Mum, Jimmy keeps on poking me!

A hacker starts with nothing but a dream and a floppy disk and presently finds himself in a business that's doubled and trebled. Three diskzines — magazines on floppy disks — started cheaply by entrepreneurs who placed ads in obscure computer journals […]