There's a huge party on Saturday night; be there or be square.

I was a spermaholic. Cum was delicious going down but caused wretched hangovers.

for guaranteed admission to your choice of Medical Colleges such as Dayanand Medical College, Bangalore Medical College of Tutty, Carribean Medical College for fudthus, African Medical College of Buttswana . . .

Mike's new bird's a right minger! I wouldn't touch her with yours, mate!