Internal hairs occur in the flower stalk of the yellow frog lily (Nuphar).

She offers crayfish with white feet or red . . . three ways, tends stove in high heels, slips into the small Art Deco dining room of Restaurant d'Olympe—a funeral parlor of shiny black walls and red velvet—to graze cheeks with her devotees, serious foodies, and, from ten on, tout Paris, the men as flashily beautiful as their beautiful women.

Christmas is exploited by capitalism. That said, it is still a religious festival.

How! you choplogical rascal, peasants!