She was supposed to help Halley, not use their agreement as an excuse to sluttify — unless, that is, it had actually been Avalon's mission to get a boyfriend.

And he leant forward to give her a moustachy kiss.

Excellent, said Sherlock Holmes. Send the boy for a four-wheeler, and we shall be off at once.

Oh great, a Boulderite. For those of you that are not familiar with Boulder it is a sort of ultra liberal oasis in the midst of a mostly moderate state. Home to all sorts of elitest snobs. To be fair, they do a good job of protecting the environment with all those growth restrictions. It is only a coincidence that those same restrictions drive the property values up so high that only the well-heeled can afford to live there. A cynic might say that Boulderites are happy to champion the cause of the poor and downtrodden just as long as they don't have to live with them.