Other nights it wasn’t so bad. I didn’t miss the shots the world number 97 would have got with his eyes closed. I didn’t insult my mates on the way home. I didn’t drink one over the eight and risk losing my licence…again.

Play larghetto here, even though it’s marked largo.

Indeed, the infantry battle on the desolate ridgeline above Darwin would probably have seemed remarkably familiar to a World War I stormtrooper.

Remind them, if necessary, that properly done, microhydro will generate clean power for many years without damaging the environment in any way.