Keep your eyes glued to that set until the station signs off. I can assure you that what you will observe is a vast wasteland.

a nonbubbly soft drink

[…] the latter forthright betook himself to the four brothers and plying them with store of such words as behoved unto the matter, in fine, with irrepugnable arguments […]

Turpentine or mineral spirits can be used as a thinner for oil-based paints.