Of all the blessed insults rolled into one, this here's the worstest.

Congratufuckulations! I have to admid your plight has been consuming my thoughts. Enjoy! How'd you get it?

Since 1950 our agricultural output per man-hour has actually doubled!

Finally for November, on the 26th double-deckers were restored to the 29, which under bendies had gained an unsavoury reputation that it simply hadn't merited before this form of transport was imposed upon it; […]