He’ll eagerly prosecute a pointless trade war against China, but when it comes to the millions in Hong Kong who are protesting China’s creeping despotism over their territory, Trump prefers to stay mum.

She was sleeping very badly these days, what with the new baby and all the activity surrounding him.

This summer, she took some time off in Maine, and before she went posted a picture of herself on Gawker in a bathing suit flipping the bird — At least I didn't put up the ones of myself in a silver-lame bikini. That would have been a little much, she said, laughing.

Have a rummage through the attic and see if you can find anything worth selling.