He's a bloody cornstalk.

The neighbour eater saved his jug with both hands, barking Romanly, eyes abulge, while the wine danced to its resettling.

Shai Seltzer, Israel′s most famous goat′s cheese maker, emerged wearing a white frock and thick white beard, an arrangement that made him appear like Charlton Heston when he played Moses in The Ten Commandments.

Use a closed fist or assume the Dracula sneeze pose to temper germ transmission.