I learned all I need to know from the university of life, not from books.

“When women are emancipated, or feel they are about to be,” writes Laver, “they invariably steal some article of male attire: the hat, the coat, the waistcoat, and finally, the trousers.” No be-pantsed and booted militant of Women’s Lib would quarrel with that.

Strike vp the Drum and martch corragiouſly, Fortune her ſelfe dooth ſit vpon our Creſts.

Groggy from my nap I turn on the TV and try to watch.... Morons and simps appear in the screen, drool like pinheads and waterheads....