When we arrived at one of those soda ponds, being a little backwash slough with a white deposit over the top, I collected a pocketful of dust that goes by the western name of “saleratus,” which is practically the identical same thing as baking soda, and really first-rate for undigestion.

I was out rather late one night, when the foreman of my department, who owed me a grudge, abused me like a dog, and told me I might consider myself dismissed, and that I should be paid my wages in the morning. I don't know how I kept my hands off him, for my monkey was up; […]

After returning from the pool, Aleshia felt significantly better, though she was still slightly embarrassed.

Christian Karembeu almost broke his supermodel wife's leg with a slide tackle during a football game in their back garden.