[…] a half-breed what they nicknamed Splinters 'cos of the way he fixed up her papoose which he stole on a raid […]

I knew it! Barry screeched. A dump bike for the dummy. Hey, dumpy boy. Dumper! Ha, haaaaaaaaagh!

A good tackle (and some bad ones) will bring a cry of Ball! from the crowd – a plea for a holding the ball free kick.

[…] who understand 2008 NHS dynamics, and while some trusts have to strengthen their line-ups during the course of the application process, I would counsel against dramatic nights of the long knives.