This is not, however, merely another addition to the annals of Trumpology.

Since getting divorced, I’ve been going to bathhouses because I’m interested in exploring an alternative lifestyle.

calendarlike precision

Thanks to the discipline of daily habit, my hands and jaws performed their accustomed tasks, but my mind was in a condition alternately comatose and chaotic, so much so that it was a matter of surprise to me when I found my eyes resting on the bones of my sole and the sloppery trail of a departed omelette.