To get a raise, an employee must pass muster with the boss.

An off-side rule would work splendidly at even the most complex junctions.

I wish that pest would just take a hike.

Mortimer Matz, a legendary public relations man who has represented more than his fair share of fallen heroes, said most of them enlist him only “after they make the misstep to goathood and then they want to be redeemed.