They danced on silently, softly. Their feet played tricks to the beat of the tireless measure, that exquisitely asinine blare which is England's punishment for having lost America.

But I canna help laughing to think that the lang shauchling Yankee has been sae cleverly let in.

I found myself attracted to his mullet even though it struck me as needlessly nineties.

Many errors were made in the rush to finish.